"I've been lucky enough to win an Oscar, write a best-seller-my other dream would be to have a painting in the Louvre. The only way that's going to happen is if I paint a dirty one on the wall of the gentlemen's lavatory."

(David Niven all'anagrafe James David Graham Niven, attore; Londra, 1º marzo 1910 – Château-d'Œx, 29 luglio 1983)