"I've heard or read about actors being asked the immortal question "Why have you never married?". They answer with the immortal excuse "I just haven't found the right girl." Because I'm on the hefty side, no one's asked me yet. If they do, that's the answer I'll give. After all, if it was good enough for Monty Clift or Sal Mineo..."

(Victor Buono, all'anagrafe Victor Charles Buono, attore; San Diego, 3 febbraio 1938 - Apple Valley, 1° gennaio 1982)