"Finally realizing that I would never actually learn how to act, I retired. I'm mighty proud of my epiphany, and I would imagine Hollywood is pleased, too. This differentiates me from professional politicians, who never ever seem to understand that they are dangerous and also silly."

 (Donald Poe "Don" Galloway, attore; Brooksville, 27 luglio 1937 – Reno, 8 gennaio 2009)