"I'm no longer independently wealthy. I guess it's the result of too many wives, too many kids and too much alimony. I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much."

(Don Adams, nome d'arte di Donald James Yarmy, attore famoso per il ruolo dell'Agente 86 nella serie Get Smart; New York, 13 aprile 1923 – Los Angeles, 25 settembre 2005)