"I recall playing practical jokes with John Wayne. I once got a whole bunch of keys and had little tags made that said, "If lost, please return to John Wayne, RKO Studios. Reward." And I just dropped them all over town. [He got a lot of] phone calls, people showing up at the studio. He never learned who did it."

(Laraine Day, nata La Raine Johnson, attrice; Roosevelt, 13 ottobre 1920 – Ivins, 10 novembre 2007)