"The toupee is just as dishonest for the male as the falsie is for the female. I think it is much better to look bald than phony. Most women can spot a toupee at 10 paces. The movies may be able to trick audiences with fake hair, but it's too easily detected in person."

(Fred Clark, nome completo Frederick Leonard Clark, attore; Lincoln, 19 marzo 1914 – Santa Monica, 5 dicembre 1968)