"We make all these jokes about every waiter and waitress in L.A. is an actor. They have to be waiters and waitresses, they have to make a living so they can follow their dream. My advice to them is: if you want to do it this badly hang in there, but make sure you can pay the rent."

(Richard Donald Crenna, attore e produttore televisivo; Los Angeles, 30 novembre 1926 – Los Angeles, 17 gennaio 2003)